I am posting this because Behan told me to. I was actually going to save this picture to appropriately accompany some pithy commentary on jumping off the map. Never mind.

Note to sail boat owners: There are three essential photos you must have of your boat:

1) Everyone jumping off of it -- preferably kids but the whole family is good if you can get it;

2) Looking down from the mast;

3) Under sail;

All pose photographic challenges, but you are not a real sail boat owner till you have all three in hand. There is a certain type of sailor who feels that the "sexy hot babe with big tits and a cocktail" shot is also obligatory. I'm not one of them.

At least until I lose another 15 pounds.