I strongly recommend never interviewing a teenie bopper. We started off okay. Her answers were a bit canned, mind you, but there was a wee tiny itty bit of thought. Then she lost interest in the exercise. It would be slightly improved if you could hear the insouciant, hip Facebookian coolness with which she manages every word and gesture. However, I don't think we're going to learn much from this one.

Q: What do you think about our plans to cruise?
It's hecka fun! I think it would be fun to go new places and see new things and meet new people and stuff.

Q: What was your favorite trip on the boat?
I don't know. I think I like all of them. I don't think I have a favorite. I just like being out on the boat.

Q: What was your worst time on the boat?
When we were on really rolling seas and we couldn't go outside because it was too hard and we had to stay inside and we got sea sick.

Q: What is your favorite thing to do as a boat kid?
Sleep.

Q: What is the thing you hate most as a boat kid?
I don't hate anything about being a boat kid. I don't like high seas.

Q: When you look forward to the time when we sail away, what you do want from this trip?
I really want to see new animals and new sea life and stuff. New marine activity.

Q: Any places you want to go? or see?
I want to go everywhere and I want to see everything.

Q: What do you think about homeschooling?
Hmm.

Q: Anything else you'd like to add?
Ask me another time.